[there is sounds of scuffling. and some other random grumbling and stuff]

What the--where am I---[CLONK] OW!

WHO THE HELL PUT ME IN THE CLOSET!??! Ow my back ow ow--

.......Oh no.

[and this would be the sound of stuff falling on a poor old man :|] YURI! SOMEONE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!